Johnny Utah's 51st Btwn 5th-6th ave

JOHNNY UTAHS
51st street Btwn. 5th-6th AVE

http://www.johnnyutahs.com/menus.php

    Now THIS is a fun bar. Before I begin to describe this bar, let me answer a few questions.... 
Q: Is it Fun?
 A: YES!  
Q: Is it expensive?
A: YES!!  
Q: Is there a cover? 
A: Sometimes 
Q: Is there a line? 
A: Sometimes 
Q: Are there amazingly hot beautiful ladies working here and dancing here and riding mechanical bulls with tight fitting clothing?  A: YES YES YES YES!!!

This place is not just a bar, ..it is a Steakhouse/Restaurant/Club!

If you are looking for an awesome time (and don't mind spending a sh*% TON of money)..Then look no further then one of my favorite happening Mid-Town spots JOHNNY UTAH's, and no I'm not talking about Keanu Reeves character in Point Break (Bitchin' movie...R.I.P. Swayze) No, No..This bar is the place of all places on a Thursday, Friday, Saturday. This place has a private VIP VAULT, yes i said VAULT. There used to be a bank in this building, and Johnny Utah's made the bank vault a private room to eat lobster and steak and drink expensive beer, wine ,or champagne!

Vault @ Johnny Utah's

  Did I mention this pricey Southern style @$$ Kicker is also home to a ...shhhhhhh....MECHANICAL BULL! Nothing better than watching wealthy middle/upperclass folk eating steak and lobster, drinking bottle service all night and being flung off a mechanical bull possibly breaking an arm or twisting a neck..., Don't get me wrong, I myself have been dared (intoxicated) enough to sign a waiver, cut a line of bitchy overdressed models, and jump on that feathered stuffed "Sonofabitch". Its a good time because I can only think of 2 bars known in Manhattan that have mechanical Bulls and both are going through lawsuits right now because of them....but this doesn't mean the fun has to stop.

Sometimes at J.U.'s you will find fun deals such as $2.00 watered down-bottom-shelf-piss tequila shots that will help the wallet and your buzz....there is a nice menu to this place as well and food is reasonable considering you are in New York (Flippin') City and nothing comes without a price. This IS THE PLACE to take (impress) a date, have co-workers meet you, look for nice (classy/slutty dressed) girls and enjoy yourself. You won't find bugs in your beer or theme shots on the menu, but in the summer you will find VIP kiddy pools, people in bathing suits, bottle service, good food, laughs, and overpriced drinks. If you like music they have hosted many famous DJ's and the music is always stirring at this Southern (classy classy CLASSY) style establishment

To Sum it up, This Bar Rocks and should be visited at least once in your life.

-thisBARrocks.com

Limerick House NYC @23rd near 6th Ave

Limerick HOUSE
23rd street btwn 5th-6th ave

This is a fun bar on any night of the week offering food and drink specials. They have great snack food such as fries and wings. This bar plays host to many local business/organization drinkers. After hours it is a place for Outback Steakhouse/Best Buy/Masonic groups to grab a cold beer and talk about the week.

(Urban spoon has a menu here http://www.urbanspoon.com/cities/3-new-york/restaurants/32796-limerick-house/menu)

This bar is sometimes HIT or MISS (Sometimes it has *talent other times it has none) this bar has a diverse crowd of young and old and a nice amount of tv's, the staff is mostly friendly (MOSTLY, not always so be nice..and good luck...sometimes they are very slow with service even when the bar ISN'T packed). The bar fills up quick but there are always a nice amount of tables for seating.

These are Photos from a typical week night at Limerick House

This bar also hosts a Karaoke night on Mondays (upstairs) and has several sports or Holiday (booze Days-Cinco de mayo,St. Patty's, the night before thanksgiving..). This bar is not a party bar but is a bar where you can actually carry on a conversation and move around freely without bumping into everyone present. If you find yourself in Chelsea, and are looking for a nice place too cool off in the summer or warm up in the winter, this is your place. The kitchen is open til 1 and and the drinks flow til 4am so stop by ad enjoy.

-thisBARrocks.com

Patriot Bar NYC 110 Chambers Street

Patriot Bar 110 Chambers St
NY,NY 10007

                             The words "Rank" and "Dump" may come to mind as you enter this "Palace of drunken debauchery", these words may sound offensive but when you walk through the door of this 
"(un)Classy" dive you will understand... If you are looking for a good time (Drunk,puking, loose women, hill-billy country music) than this is your one stop shop. Located in Tribeca on the corner of Church St. and Chambers. (Hilarious a bar of this "variety" would be downtown, let alone on a street named HOLY by the word Church..I mean the street should be on fire at this point)

    This Bar is unique for the food  $0.50 sliders and hot dogs 

(risk your life/heath/appetite), but also its fine (awful) selection of beer..$2.00 beers.$6.50 pitchers...Lets get down to brass tacks and say this is PBR bar,..story behind this... while attending once, I asked for a cleaner glass and received the same beverage poured into a new one (water bug still inside) and the new glass had lipstick on it...after which I replied "thank-you" and smiled accordingly. This bar isn't here to serve you, nor is it the cleanest...Once a piece of wood fell from the wall revealing ants and other fun numerous legged critters...BUT...i still stand by it for the phone is hosts on a Thursday and Friday night, there is a country music juke-box upstairs and a pool table in the back, you will also notice all the bright colored bra's hanging about in the bar...yes...its that type of bar.

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This is not a place to bring a date (or maybe it is if the date is going South) and this is DEFINITELY not a bar to have a business meeting.. ("I like your plan Jeff, have those figures on my desk tomorrow after you wash the blood off your tie from the bar fight happening behind you").but like I said before, if you like a party (rough rough rough) this is a fun spot to stop by, and if you are visiting NYC from the south, this bar is a must...if you are like many Americans (Southerner's) and love Monster Trucks, Big Hats, Fire Works, Guns, Country Music, Fried Food, Cheap Beer...than "Yes"...this may just be the bar for you....Will you find all of that there?...NO..But you may find other things as well...Any bar that writes Slut or Olympic Drinking team on the Chalkboard is a bar I want to be at...

This is the bar on a typical weekday night...please note how "Meticulously it is maintained"

Don't let the small windows or rank interior fool you, this bar is an absolute DIVE..but for people who like that "OOORAH"