Patriot Bar NYC 110 Chambers Street

Patriot Bar 110 Chambers St
NY,NY 10007

                             The words "Rank" and "Dump" may come to mind as you enter this "Palace of drunken debauchery", these words may sound offensive but when you walk through the door of this 
"(un)Classy" dive you will understand... If you are looking for a good time (Drunk,puking, loose women, hill-billy country music) than this is your one stop shop. Located in Tribeca on the corner of Church St. and Chambers. (Hilarious a bar of this "variety" would be downtown, let alone on a street named HOLY by the word Church..I mean the street should be on fire at this point)

    This Bar is unique for the food  $0.50 sliders and hot dogs 

(risk your life/heath/appetite), but also its fine (awful) selection of beer..$2.00 beers.$6.50 pitchers...Lets get down to brass tacks and say this is PBR bar,..story behind this... while attending once, I asked for a cleaner glass and received the same beverage poured into a new one (water bug still inside) and the new glass had lipstick on it...after which I replied "thank-you" and smiled accordingly. This bar isn't here to serve you, nor is it the cleanest...Once a piece of wood fell from the wall revealing ants and other fun numerous legged critters...BUT...i still stand by it for the phone is hosts on a Thursday and Friday night, there is a country music juke-box upstairs and a pool table in the back, you will also notice all the bright colored bra's hanging about in the bar...yes...its that type of bar.

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This is not a place to bring a date (or maybe it is if the date is going South) and this is DEFINITELY not a bar to have a business meeting.. ("I like your plan Jeff, have those figures on my desk tomorrow after you wash the blood off your tie from the bar fight happening behind you").but like I said before, if you like a party (rough rough rough) this is a fun spot to stop by, and if you are visiting NYC from the south, this bar is a must...if you are like many Americans (Southerner's) and love Monster Trucks, Big Hats, Fire Works, Guns, Country Music, Fried Food, Cheap Beer...than "Yes"...this may just be the bar for you....Will you find all of that there?...NO..But you may find other things as well...Any bar that writes Slut or Olympic Drinking team on the Chalkboard is a bar I want to be at...

This is the bar on a typical weekday night...please note how "Meticulously it is maintained"

Don't let the small windows or rank interior fool you, this bar is an absolute DIVE..but for people who like that "OOORAH"