Thursday, July 5, 2012

Johnny Utah's 51st Btwn 5th-6th ave

JOHNNY UTAHS
51st street Btwn. 5th-6th AVE


    Now THIS is a fun bar. Before I begin to describe this bar, let me answer a few questions.... 
Q: Is it Fun?
 A: YES!  
Q: Is it expensive?
A: YES!!  
Q: Is there a cover? 
A: Sometimes 
Q: Is there a line? 
A: Sometimes 
Q: Are there amazingly hot beautiful ladies working here and dancing here and riding mechanical bulls with tight fitting clothing?  A: YES YES YES YES!!!

This place is not just a bar, ..it is a Steakhouse/Restaurant/Club!
If you are looking for an awesome time (and don't mind spending a sh*% TON of money)..Then look no further then one of my favorite happening Mid-Town spots JOHNNY UTAH's, and no I'm not talking about Keanu Reeves character in Point Break (Bitchin' movie...R.I.P. Swayze) No, No..This bar is the place of all places on a Thursday, Friday, Saturday. This place has a private VIP VAULT, yes i said VAULT. There used to be a bank in this building, and Johnny Utah's made the bank vault a private room to eat lobster and steak and drink expensive beer, wine ,or champagne!

Vault @ Johnny Utah's

  Did I mention this pricey Southern style @$$ Kicker is also home to a ...shhhhhhh....MECHANICAL BULL! Nothing better than watching wealthy middle/upperclass folk eating steak and lobster, drinking bottle service all night and being flung off a mechanical bull possibly breaking an arm or twisting a neck..., Don't get me wrong, I myself have been dared (intoxicated) enough to sign a waiver, cut a line of bitchy overdressed models, and jump on that feathered stuffed "Sonofabitch". Its a good time because I can only think of 2 bars known in Manhattan that have mechanical Bulls and both are going through lawsuits right now because of them....but this doesn't mean the fun has to stop.

Sometimes at J.U.'s you will find fun deals such as $2.00 watered down-bottom-shelf-piss tequila shots that will help the wallet and your buzz....there is a nice menu to this place as well and food is reasonable considering you are in New York (Flippin') City and nothing comes without a price. This IS THE PLACE to take (impress) a date, have co-workers meet you, look for nice (classy/slutty dressed) girls and enjoy yourself. You won't find bugs in your beer or theme shots on the menu, but in the summer you will find VIP kiddy pools, people in bathing suits, bottle service, good food, laughs, and overpriced drinks. If you like music they have hosted many famous DJ's and the music is always stirring at this Southern (classy classy CLASSY) style establishment

To Sum it up, This Bar Rocks and should be visited at least once in your life.

-thisBARrocks.com

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