Tuesday, August 7, 2012

ACE BAR E 5th Btwn A-B Avenues

ACE BAR
531 E 5th St, New York, NY 10009

     If You like the East Village for all its fun and hip nostalgia, then you will love ACE BAR. Let me start by saying ACE BAR is not a bar to go eat food....there is no food..but what it lakes in wholesome grub it fulfills with wonderful beers. At ACE BAR ( open from 3pm-4-am every day...(which is wonderful meaning you aren't an alcoholic if you go when they open, in 2 hrs it would be 5'o'clock and I think that's a safe bet to start drinking at 5...or start at 3 and tell your friends when they arrive that you simply started at 5...and give them a nice intoxicated grin) This bar hosts 12 Drafts and 12 Bottles...some imports, some local brews (Brooklyn) and domestic.
hey did I mention this is a nice bar to play bar games at....of course I didn't, that's why you are reading it...TO FIND OUT!

     Do you like Darts...Do you Like POOL? and let me ask you this...when was the last time you played Skee Ball?....Well When was the last time you played Skee Ball......DRUNK????
Ya....I know pretty bitchin'...and if you get over a 300 its a FREE BEER....(This is way better than Chuck-E-Cheese...being that you can't be drunk there or around children) Yes This bar has Skee Ball, 2-Pool Tables, and 2-Dart Boards and hosts leagues throughout the week...NICE!
This is a fun Spot on a Thursday and Friday...Saturday you will run into some of the "poser crowd" that actually makes money and can afford a much nicer bar but comes here to ACE BAR to feel hip or regular and drink PBR's like the rest(BEST) of em'. Atmosphere is sweet, Bouncer is present on Friday and Saturday, lighting is dim, floors are an aged concrete that make you think of the great 80's and movies like 200 Cigarettes (yes this is the bar from that movie).

SO....If you like girls that like guys that like girls that drink PBR, dress funky, live in an overpriced tiny apartment down in the village and love talking about finals and thesis papers that involve some sort of political BS that you can care less about...This is your bar.,..It is also a fun place to take friends and open up a bar game challenge of Pool, Darts, And yes...SKEE BALL!..and get cheaply Drunk while doing it...and if you have to go to the bathroom...God Bless you...you might be better off going outside or holding it til you make the StarBucks @ Astor Place.

T.B.R.- ROCK ON!

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